task force

richwhitelesbian:

LL J

izzetheking:

Make sure you  look both ways before crosing the street to make sure theres no fires Becasue if you want into the fire you will die

peterhcropes:

I have many katanas… one for every girl that broke my heart…

quoms:

if a list of attractive famous guys makes no mention of idris elba then it

• is definitely only white dudes
• is definitely wrong

every time i’m faced with a moral dilemma these tiny versions of sufjan stevens and lana del rey appear on either sides of my shoulders and duke it out in the most outlandish mortal kombat-style brawl imaginable

lana del rey always wins

youngstero:

“cute” “old” and “asian” are three good adjectives that get 1000 times better when meshed together

xtjna:

do you ever see outfits that are just very ‘boyfriend by best coast’

gradies:

meryl streep as homura akemi

elusiveinhouston:

Centipede Hz. enhanced CD: includes 12 minute QuickTime .mov of Deakin trying to string his baritone guitar. The movie is hidden in the folder labeled “lol”

yardsard:

kanye shit on taxes

warrenisdeadep:

olimeridaxvx:

feistodon:

yardsard:

kanye

shit

on

taxes

richwhitelesbian:

we’re just a buncha dudes in the Bad Dad Crew. our kids eat pizza for breakfast and play videogames 20 minutes past bedtime

oldmanhoho:

a small dog made of hands

quoms:

the friend-p’zone

davedebusschere:

Not to sound hyperbolic, but this is hands down the sickest Play-Doh themed party I have ever attended

there’s nothing left in life to accomplish now

this post is my magnum opus 

wtvrmom:

sodmg and gomorrah

reallyreallyreallytrying:

Amanda Palmer crowdsources $40 million via Kickstarter for tricked out fuckin dune buggy

everets:

No Country for Gary Oldman

vondell-swain:

kanye west still hasn’t partnered with hasbro to produce the Yeezy Bake Oven and i’m mad about it